The awkward moment when…
Your mother likes one of your biases.
Mom: Man… If I was 20 years younger and about 50 pounds lighter, that boy would be your new daddy.
Me: EW!!! That’s so not cool! And that’s not even possible!
Mom: Yea, you keep thinkin that honey, your mother used to be a hot piece of ass XD.
Me: Yea… I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t think you were attractive, and even if they did, look how you would have turned out!
Mom:…
Me:





